Yes, I know that we as bearded Catholics did not get that
way in a moment of passion but it is the passion for facial hair that keeps us here.
But to groom or not to groom that is the question whether 'tis nobler to let it
grow outrageous and free or to take up scissors to trim it and by grabbing the ends twist them. To comb, to sweep, to droop no more; and by a clip clip here and a dab dab there say we
end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks our mother's subject us to?
Any way if you manscape a new start-up, the BrooklynGrooming Company, specializes in pomades, beard oils, facial serums and
mustache wax all aimed at the tragically hip. The Red Hook Whiskers beard oil,
for instance features "mineral rich oils and up lifting herbs in a
non-comedgenic, vegan friendly formula".
The good news? economists have adjusted forecasts upward in
light of this new product line lessening unemployment, streangthing the GDP and showing the country
that the American hipster is willing to spend $50.00 on artistanal beard oil.
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