"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
-Jack Handy
"Drinking is in reality an occupation which employs a considerable portion of the time of many people; and to conduct it in the most rational and agreeable manner is one of the great arts of living."
James Boswell
"No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness -
or so good as drink."
--G. K. Chesterton
That said here is a protest Uncle Gilbert would support
-Jack Handy
"Drinking is in reality an occupation which employs a considerable portion of the time of many people; and to conduct it in the most rational and agreeable manner is one of the great arts of living."
James Boswell
"No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness -
or so good as drink."
--G. K. Chesterton
That said here is a protest Uncle Gilbert would support