"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
-Jack Handy
"Drinking is in reality an occupation which employs a considerable portion of the time of many people; and to conduct it in the most rational and agreeable manner is one of the great arts of living."
James Boswell
"No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness -
or so good as drink."
--G. K. Chesterton
That said here is a protest Uncle Gilbert would support
-Jack Handy
"Drinking is in reality an occupation which employs a considerable portion of the time of many people; and to conduct it in the most rational and agreeable manner is one of the great arts of living."
James Boswell
"No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness -
or so good as drink."
--G. K. Chesterton
That said here is a protest Uncle Gilbert would support
2 comments:
Booze-fuelled pensioners are a menace to our society and should be discouraged. Only a few weeks ago I was pumelled by a gang of grannies with alcohol on their breaths. I fully support that beer company.
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