I submitted the following Clerihews to Gilbert. They are on top of a batch I sent in June. Will any of them make it to print? I don't know. The next issue will feature clerihews from the Chesterton Conference, so maybe in the issue after that I might see one of them published.
Calixto Garcia
was writing a love note to a pretty senorita
when Andrew Rowan burst into his life
with a message Garcia feared might be from his jealous wife.
Erasmus
rode into London on a double-decker bus.
He was looking for a novelty store
to buy a foolish gift for Thomas More.
Giacomo Puccini
was enjoying some fettuccini.
But he stopped mid-bite when a Japanese butterfly
caught his eye.
Heroic Colonel Patrick O'Rorke
and his wife had dreams about a visit from the stork.
Alas, at Gettysburg he was undone,
and his widow later became a nun.
Brigadier General Strong Vincent
tended to stand out whatever he did and wherever he went.
At Gettysburg he bid the world goodbye
when he stood out on a boulder and got shot in the thigh.
This last one is an old one, but since he's been in the news lately, I included it. If nothing else, it might give the Minnesota folks at Gilbert a chuckle.
was enjoying some spaghetti and meatballs,
but then got a sick feeling in his belly
when an ad for tampons came on the telly.